Oh my god, Finn you are a genius. I'm kind of impressed he thought of saying Kurt got roofied as a way of passing it off. It's kind of the perfect thing to immediately make Burt and Carole switch their attention to "Holy shit gotta make sure he's okay," rather than "Holy shit how did this situation happen, what did you do?" The fact that Finn has yet to hear a single thought from his parents that implicates them in the SHIELD mindwipe gives me hope that Burt and Carole might be innocent, or if they aren't, at least genuinely love Kurt and Finn.

I have a seriously strong dislike for Puckurt (I'm a multishipper when it comes to Kurt, but I can't get behind Puckurt at all, for the same reasons I can't get behind Kurtofsky) so this whole subplot is really interesting to me. Their past relationship is starting to come to the surface and their reaction to it is sure to be interesting because in light of their more recent history, I don't think that relationship could ever go back to the way it was before. The affection is there, but it's awkward for both of them and definitely weird to everybody around them. I think even Blaine picked up on the bizarre undertones to their conversation. And speaking of Blaine, man you are killing me. I can't wait for him to find out what's going on.