HAHA EVIL! You know what, I take that back. Here's how I'm voting:
Kurt, Santana, Puck, Shannon and Emma take the roadblocks.
Shannon comes in first. She's a football coach, and a winning one at that, and has strategy coming out of her bum. She's also got good reflexes and can think on her feet. Her video game skills may not be up there with Finn or Puck's, but this isn't a shoot-and-destroy game. She's got this.
Kurt comes in second. He thought "defending the universe" sounded like it had a lot of potential glory. He did not even think of video games. But he's not about to be defeated by a little kid. He learned strategy at the knee of Sue Sylvester. And his reflexes are sharp from out-maneuvering jocks for 11 years. It takes him a minute to get the hang of the game, but he's determined to make this as dramatic as possible.
In third place we have Puck. He and Finn rock-papered-scissored for this one, and good thing Puck won. Finn, although the quarterback, doesn't really have the patience for strategy. Puck gets frustrated, but he's used to playing against little kids (and he stopped letting his little sister win when she was 8, so he has no problem grinding them to dust).
Emma comes in a surprising 4th. She's patient and methodical, and the computer lab is reassuringly free of germs (especially after she sprayed down the computer work station, and doesn't get too close to the little children). She has no video game skills, but she is patient and intelligent enough to learn from her mistakes.
And in last place we have Santana. Being PWNED by little kids was her downfall, and she spends more time insulting them in Spanish than playing the game. Brittany muses that she really should have taken this challenge, because she wins this game against Lord Tubbington all the time. In Korean too.
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You know what, I take that back. Here's how I'm voting:
Kurt, Santana, Puck, Shannon and Emma take the roadblocks.
Shannon comes in first. She's a football coach, and a winning one at that, and has strategy coming out of her bum. She's also got good reflexes and can think on her feet. Her video game skills may not be up there with Finn or Puck's, but this isn't a shoot-and-destroy game. She's got this.
Kurt comes in second. He thought "defending the universe" sounded like it had a lot of potential glory. He did not even think of video games. But he's not about to be defeated by a little kid. He learned strategy at the knee of Sue Sylvester. And his reflexes are sharp from out-maneuvering jocks for 11 years. It takes him a minute to get the hang of the game, but he's determined to make this as dramatic as possible.
In third place we have Puck. He and Finn rock-papered-scissored for this one, and good thing Puck won. Finn, although the quarterback, doesn't really have the patience for strategy. Puck gets frustrated, but he's used to playing against little kids (and he stopped letting his little sister win when she was 8, so he has no problem grinding them to dust).
Emma comes in a surprising 4th. She's patient and methodical, and the computer lab is reassuringly free of germs (especially after she sprayed down the computer work station, and doesn't get too close to the little children). She has no video game skills, but she is patient and intelligent enough to learn from her mistakes.
And in last place we have Santana. Being PWNED by little kids was her downfall, and she spends more time insulting them in Spanish than playing the game. Brittany muses that she really should have taken this challenge, because she wins this game against Lord Tubbington all the time. In Korean too.